October 24, 2014

24/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE,
I think I’m doing my job here pretty well. So I’m convinced that getting the agreed two weeks is not only an act of mercy but I deserved it. I’d deserve 9 weeks just as Babsie, if not more, but I won’t apply for them. I in contrast to others whom I will not mention (again) here don’t want to put you under emotional stress.
Not yet waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
I can wholeheartedly confirm that you’re doing a fantastic job as MOW.  One particularly endearing feature is that you have accepted from the outset, and have repeated several times so far, that you accept that there can only be two weeks for you before we return to the normal system of one week for everyone before all these abuses creep in with the risk that the next MOW will be so old when they get their next time that they’ll have to do their next “tour of duty” on a wheeled walker. The only advantage these days being that they don’t have to walk to the Post Office in all weathers to pick up their pension WAAAAAAH!
I’m just wondering about “Not yet waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” ….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee (happy at the prospect at not being put under emotional stress….)

October 23, 2014

23/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Thank you very much for saying all these kind things about me in your evening mail. I know it’s not meant for me and I wouldn’t have been snooping around but Ducky read it to me. She’s such a loyal honorary mush waaaaaah. She’s very excited about the prospects of going to a spa after Xmas.
Even more excited is William. He’s sending us messages with Fur-app all the time and wants to know EVERYTHING about the new home. We told him it may be possible, if you agree, that’s he’s using your red sofa during working hours. Because there is no green sofa for him. He appreciates it that his place to keep guard will be a bit warmer. “I’m getting spoiled when it comes to temperatures waaaaaaaaaaaaah”, yes, that’s what he wrote!
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Well, it is just the truth Susi and all your kind efforts are very much appreciated. You’re right about Ducky, she is also a great influence for good in the Forest and is understandably very popular. I’m sure she’ll have a fantastic time at the spa and I’m thinking of secretly assembling a little spa case of goodies like exotic bath essences, feather shampoos and cosmetics she can use when she’s sinning on the couch on the Dr. Birgelbearson balcony reading her magazines and flirting with the occasional business gander! I’m sure you will all be pleased to advise me about the contents. Or maybe we could all pitch in together!
That is most exciting about William, it has all come up so quickly again. I’m sure he will like his place here at the top of the stairs and especially using the red leather couch when he feels like a bit of a rest. After all those years standing in the Vorbau of the previous place, I think it’s about time he enjoyed a bit of warmth… and he’ll have a fine view of all that’s going on from the window!
Yours,
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 22, 2014

22/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Do you know the latest thing in the Forest? Bears take little umbrellas on their walk and drop them into mailboxes. The owners of the mailboxes must find out by some detective work whose umbrella it is. If they are right, they get a little prize sponsored by the Chinese Tee-Wuhst, if they are wrong they get nothing.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Woll that is an entertaining new thing in the Forest. I wonder how that got going ? It’s a good way for people to get to know each other, isn’t it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is used for the basis of some highly popular TV quiz show ….
And the involvement of the Chinese Tee-Wuhst is very good news for them of course… and the  celebrity couple will be greeted by the dramatic flames when they cross the little bridge into the restaurant!  Yes, what a wonderful place the Forest is!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeee

October 21, 2014

21/10/2014

Good Morning Beee,
Nothing against Babsie…. we all like her very much. But I think her methods aren’t very subtle. You often can get things you like by friendliness, not by attack. You see…. you’ll getting oven tetties again today, i.e. two days in a row. When did that every happen in Babsie’s time??
I’ve been in the WG yesterday and you know what? They’ve just got themselves a Vitamix! And they ordered lots of teas. Can’t they develop a life of their own? Then, of course, a Vitamix is a desirable thing. The Mini-Bears-Wg is thinking about buying a device like this as well. Chantal is all in favour of it, she’s bargaining with the Vertreterbären about a Furryblend. A Vitamix is too expensive, she claims. I hope the Vertreterbären are selling her a proper high power mixer and not a Handmaschine waaaah.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Well, it certainly is remarkable getting oven tetties twice in a row without having to threaten someone with firearms! Not that I wish in anyway to diminish Babsie’s truly outstanding achievements, I’m sure you’ll agree. But  am pretty surprised at this and look forward to them again today. So your tactics are based on being nice to people. Seems to work!
You are very well informed about all these kitchen devices. And the teas which are also getting rapidly popular all over the Forest. I’m really looking forward to out Tee-Kalendar … I wonder what it looks like?
I’d keep a keen eye on this Furryblend and make sure it has the power its’ supposed to have before you buy one. Not that the Vertreterbären and crooks or anything, but the Vitamix is pretty much the standard isn’t it! On the other hand, no-one would dare market a device with “Furry” in its name that wasn’t much good, they wouldn’t dare!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 20, 2014

20/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Finally – a new face and a new phase at your side! waaaaaahhh
I’m still working for Ankotzen and Patoombah. Although it’s said it’s better for one’s career to change one’s job every 4 to 5 years (I started with them in 2010) I can’t force myself to do that. It’s so interesting and the people, my colleagues, are so nice.
We don’t see much of the two bosses. Perhaps they’re golfing most of the time to find new rich customers waaaaaah.
I told Babsie, sorry to say that, to keep her gute Ratschläge to herself. I’m a grown up Pilz and I know very well how and when to defend you. How, for example, to start the week with oven tetties (or oven pommes if you prefer)?
Yours
Susi Dipl. Ecol.

Good Morning Susi,
Lovely to see you finally for your two weeks!
Glad to hear you are still working for A & P, maybe in the legal profession a bit of continuity is quite desirable rather than flitting from one job to the next. They have a very good reputation and seem to win almost all their cases and always seem to be in the news. All the better for you if the people are nice to work with. I can’t really imagine there’s many nasty people in the Forest companies.
I suppose Babsie was just so convinced of the correctness of her tactics that she just wanted to give you a couple of tips and isn’t  suggesting you’re not up to the job. Your first suggestion, for instance, sounds pretty good!
See you later!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 17, 2014

17/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
Unnoticed I wrote an urgent request to the management of the Furgo. “Ich werde hier noch 3 Wochen gebraucht, und BEEE würde auch einverstanden sein!” But then, finally, I didn’t send it. It may not make the professional impression I want to spread.
So let’s enjoy my last Friday for this cycle and my last weekend for this cycle. Oven tetties guaranteed for today!
Yours
Babsielein

Good Morning Babsie,
I almost had a heart attack when I read that. I’m really glad you reconsidered it and didn’t send it after all. Of course they would have had to accept it but I would have got some funny looks the next time I went in there!
Yes, let’s enjoy this Friday which as usual was market by a fantastic brekkie! And – thanks to you – with oven tetties to look forward to!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeee

October 16, 2004

16/10/2014

Good Morning BEE!
Träuschääää is all hectic already. OMG, we better don’t argue with her. Not that we give in in anything she says, oh no, we just tell her what to do instead of discussing it for hours on end waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Babababababsie

Good Morning Babsielein,
Yes I think Träuschä has already been hectically on the go this morning with Brötchen and of course there’s “The Visit” later on and then a telecommunications related visit even later (with a lot of talking) so we’d just better keep out of the way and work quietly ahead… but I must admit the new jam we just tried and are scheduled to have later is pretty sensational (but expensive!)
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 15, 2014

15/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
I’ve got a huge folder from the Furgo, preparation for my new training in finances. Wow, I think I have to ask Ducky for help. They obviously don’t want me to enjoy my 6th week….
Yours
Babsie

Good Morning Babsie,
You can also interpret it as them seeing you as having such great potential that they want you to make the most of your preparations … after you have had such a generous time off. I’m sure Ducky will be overjoyed to give you any assistance you need …
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 14, 2014

14/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEEE!
I went to the Furgo yesterday, just to have a chat with my colleagues. Unfortunately my boss passed by. Oooops, yes, I know, I’ve got a lot today when I come back after my six (instead of one waaaaaaaaaaaaah) weeks.
Yours
Babsie

Good Morning Babsie,
I hope some of them at the Furgo recognised you after all this time. I wouldn’t worry about the Big Boss, he knows how valuable you are to me and is also a fan of Oven Tetties. He just has to put a strict face on to keep  discipline. Of course, I wouldn’t expect the six week MOW period to be repeated any time soon.
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 13, 2014

13/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEEEEEEE!
Well, that was a lovely day. And thank you VERY MUCH again for the lovely idea of a trip to a wellness spa for all of us. We feel so very much grown up!
This is my last week now. I will enjoy it to the last second AND defend you every second that it is necessary.
Yours
Babsie (theoretically one year older than last Monday)

Good Morning Babsie,
Thank you for your positive words, you’ve been taking some lessons from someone….no name no pack drill WAAAAAAAAAH!
Yes it was a lovely day indeed., no Mißklänge or anything, and even a little exploration of the mystery path, although we finally had to turn round and go back. But at least we didn’t have to continue plodging up the hill but were then allowed to go back down again!
I’m sure you’ll enjoy your birthday gift, a lot of thought went into it and all the preparations have been done.
I really appreciate all you have done for me and will still do in your remaining week. And, of course, there’s the MOLW status too….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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