Nov. 21, 2014

21/11/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
Niklas and I were texting a lot last night, you might not have noticed. He asked me whether I would like to go for a skiing weekend. BEEE! I hate skiing! All mushrooms hate these slippery things, well apart from a few … who take part in the winter olympics. I just stopped texting pretending I was asleep already. What advise can you give me?
After you birthday next year I’ll accompany the Tiny Ones to the country for 2 months. That’s one of my first assignments with the Sustainable Teewurst GmbH & Co. KG …
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
Actually I was a bit sleepy so I didn’t notice whether you were texting, it’s none of my business anyway! As regards your not liking skiing, I would advise simply telling the truth that you, like almost all mushrooms, don’t like skiing and it frightens you all this slipping around on ice. You might mention Michael Schumacher it you want to make you point strongly. On the other hand, that might just make him try more to persuade you.! Why not tell him you prefer high diving into crashing waves…we all know how bears respond to that …. That should stop further enquiries along those lines! Rather mention who much you like exploring Flohmärkte or something!
That sounds great with the Tinny Wans in the Country with the impressive sounding Sustainable Teewurst GmbH & Co. KG … but first we can look forward to Christmas!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 20, 2014

20/11/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
I never really believed my sisters or Träuschääää would spoil my evening…. but I was pretty nervous nevertheless, one never knows what they are up to! Niklas, who is very observant, saw that and was particularly nice. I must have been blushing all the time. He’s simply gorgeous! And finally somebody who’s just as enthusiastic about agriculture as I am – and knowledgeable! Lovely evening. I’m afraid I came home pretty late from the disco so I might have a little snooze at your desk waaaaah. But of course I’ve got to write a report for Freddy. We took photographs as well.
Yes, I’m a happy Mavis at the moment, everything is going sooooo smoothly.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
What a Gentleman your Niklas seems to be! Everything went very nicely yesterday and he blended in very well, I thought! It was nice the way you kept waving over to us at the restaurant! You’re right it must be pretty unusual to have someone like him who is so knowledgeable and enthusiastic about agriculture and can talk about it so interestingly. I’m sure he has a great future in his chosen branch of interest!
We can both have a little snooze here to recover from our respective evenings, I’m sure we’ll soon regenerate!
Freddy is bound to be fascinated by your market research report! Maybe I could have a look one day.
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 19, 2014

19/11/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Let’s keep our fingers crossed that her pigheadedness even can gain a victory over her body …. otherwise no Chinese meal for you tonight. Should we – Niklas and I – stay in as well? Just to declare solidarity? On the other hand… it’s part of my job assignment.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavie,
A little sympathy would be in order for poor Träuschä, I think, she looks a bit “mitgenommen” and you are probably also aware what it’s like sitting “on a time bomb” when you’re in a restaurant, so under the circumstances I think we should probably be half prepared to give it a miss  this evening … on the other hand, the situation may improve, so let’s just get on with it and try to emit positive vibrations …
and keep your job assignment in mind of course!
Yours
Beeeeeeeee

Nov. 18. 2014

18/11/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Be prepared for a lot of moaning today…. you know her….
I had another little talk with Freddy yesterday because I had a few questions about the SOPs. He was raving on about Niklas and how he is like a son to him he never had. That’s a bit odd because he’s just seen him with me for the first time. And that you could see the relationship in Niklas’ academic career – because he, Freddy, could have written a doctoral thesis at his time when he was so very brilliant at university (???) in history, philosophy and martial arts. I’m sometimes not sure whether he takes the piss of people or whether he really believes everything he says :-) But – very nice he is, he’s got a warm and generous heart. And he gave Niklas and me vouchers for the Goldene Teh-Wuhst to start our spying activities – tomorrow! So we might meet.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
Well, if she’s got a hurting foot, I suppose she’s got a right to go on about it a bit… we must make sure it’s nothing serious…
That’s amazing about Freddy and Niklas. It sounds like something he’s picked up from a TV soap opera but who knows, maybe there’s something to it? It is amazing though, how Freddy occasionally comes out with things that have never been mentioned before  … however one doesn’t want to research them too closely and take them at face value.
But obviously there’s method behind it all if you’ve already been given your vouchers for the Goldene Teh-Wuhst, although I’m sure Freddy would rather refer to them as “market research activities” than spying…
See you there tomorrow WAAAAAAAAGH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 17, 2014

17/11/2014

Good Morning BEE!
Niklas was a great success with Träuschääää. He really was very nice, brought a little bunch of flowers for the invitation to the weekend meals, praised everthing convincingly (by taking second and third helpings waaaah) and offering to help clean the table. Too good to be true! And yes, aaaahh, my sisters agreed… he really looks like the very young Robert Taylor.
I’m continuing reading Freddy’s SOPs. They are so funny! But at the same time – there’s always something important, really important to learn. He’s a great teacher in a certain way and it’s no surprise he has been and still is the President of the Forest Catering Association.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
Yes, that sounds like a great success all right. I agree, he is a nice young fellow who can certainly charm people, and  also knows how to behave well (helping clean the meal  table etc.).If he didn’t already have a career one could certainly see him with a future in “Forest Films Inc.” or one of those media conglomerates. “And here is the News, read by Niklasbearson”!
Freddy also has the great gift of conveying important and interesting information lightheartedly and in a joking manner, but in such a way hat you really get the main point and always remember it.  I’m sure he’d be embarrassed if he could read this so let’s hope he never does!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 14, 2014

14/11/2014

Good Morning BEE!
Is it really true that my second week is already coming to an end? Time flies…. that’s why I told Nikl… äh, my friends, that I won’t have any time for hi… äh them next week in the evenings.
I’m glad Träuschäääää went the MAIN Road last night. Much faster!
Looking forward to reading Freddy’s SOPs today. He likes writing them. And they are the funniest SOPs I’ve ever seen. He claims, of course, that he means them seriously, but I can see from the twinkle in his eyes that he takes the piss of all this bureaucratic stuff.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mave,
Yes, I’m afraid that’s the dreadful truth, but it comes to everyone and the next time is already programmed, of course! Looking forward to it!
That’s a triumph to have Träuschää taking the MAIN ROAD on her own, SPONTANEOUSLY, without our usual tactics and word-plays, so she has finally understood why we always preferred it! This will go down in the Forest history books that it happened on your “watch” ! Congratters!
I’m also looking forward to reading Freddy’s pisstaking SOP’s. The Forest wouldn’t be the same without him and we all hope he will be with us forever (so does Spotty, no doubt!).
Well, off we go hoping for a quietish day….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 13, 2014

13/11/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
I’m clever to give my comments for the evening mail in advance, aren’t I? Other bears think as well that’s I’m clever… and that I look, well, no, I can’t say that, it’s too embarrassing.
Let’s change the subject. We had a nice cocoa and I’m looking forward to a 5% visit to the Chinesische Teh-Wuhst. They change their spelling every day…
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
Yes indeed, that was pretty clever to lodge your evening comments in advance so there wasn’t a yawning empty space where you should be! Obviously you had a nice time and this evening I can look forward to 95% which is fantastic and  I’ll have a nice bit of good company! You also seem to have got quite a few admirers there!
We will al be going to the Teh-Wuhst with E & B… I think we should arrange for the flames to shoot up on the bridge when we go… after all, we are celebrities WAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 12, 2014

12/11/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
I’m a bit tired, is that okay? I had a nice evening out with a few friends.
I’m so much looking forward starting in my job after all these years of studying. I’ll start on December 1. So much fun and so much to learn! First thing I have to do is going to the country, looking around, learning and starting negotiations for regular deliveries. I think I’ll buy a Furrymix to take with me so that I can make a little cocoa for myself waaaaaah.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
I’m not surprised you’re a bit tired being out so late but that’s to be expected having just made this new acquaintance and  soon to start on your professional activities, so it’s understandable you’re making the most of your free time.
Going to the country will be fascinating I reckon, meeting al these interesting folks and looking after the supply side of food for the future and negotiating contracts. I bet your cellphone will be running hot! Although it’ll be a bit wintery and cold I reckon so that’s a good idea to take a Furrymix (paid for by your employer of course) to make nice cocoa to keep you warm inside!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 11, 2014

11/11/2014

Good Morning Bee,
the whole sustainable crew waaah or team waaaaah was very happy, one could see it and hear it, that I accepted. I think I gave myself good marks when I mentioned – so in einem Nebensatz – that the Northumbrian ancestors of Freddy were already well known for their catering skills.
Apart from the key disaster (that’s how  thing’s are starting, you know that????) there’s nothing important to report.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis,
A stroke of genius on your part to mention the catering genius of Freddy’s Northumbrian forebears! That will bring you great advantages because it is now firmly implanted in Freddy’s subconscious… a brilliant move. Looking forward to your contributions to sustainable catering in the Forest!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov. 10, 2014

10/11/2014

Good Morning BEEE,
yes, I decided – I sign a contract with Freddy and the Sustainable Teewurst. Sometimes he calls it the Sustainable Teewust waaaah.
And I apologize for not being there when the visitors where here yesterday but Niklas invited me to the Forest Fair and we had a great time. He is ….. very… very…. waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning BEEE,
yes, I decided – I sign a contract with Freddy and the Sustainable Teewurst. Sometimes he calls it the Sustainable Teewust waaaah.
And I apologize for not being there when the visitors where here yesterday but Niklas invited me to the Forest Fair and we had a great time. He is ….. very… very…. waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Mavis


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