August 27, 2014

27/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
You know what…. I’m afraid “she” is trying to wriggle out of her promise of baking us another plum cake: She’s just not talking about honey. And without honey… cakes don’t taste as delicious as we like them. So we better have nice walks to the dm after work and if each of us will carry one jar of honey…. we can have lots of cakes waaaaaaah.
I’ll start my interview with you today, if you don’t mind. I thought we begin with your Northumbrian roots – if possible you could mention Freddy indirectly without lying but implying you know what, I would get a huge voucher for the Sustainable Teewurst, I’m sure, if we manage this – and then to the duty of governing a whole Forest today. Dann können wir den Bogen schlagen and go through your life.
Yours
Rosie

Good Morning Rosie,
No! I can hardly believe it!
Right then: The DM is definitely on the AWW route today, we can’t let her get away with it! Not only are these cakes delicious and healthy, , they’re also economical and go a long way even for two enthusiastic consumers. At least one jar of honey each, then! That’s something one is happy to carry through the streets.
That’s a great idea about my interview. Of course we needn’t do it all at once. We could split it into bits, you make notes and work them up in the afternoon to make something polished so you still have the flavour of what has been said in your mind and don’t forget any details. You could also get some pics from Google Images  to match Examples attached). And that’s a great idea about Freddy! Why not, after all, he sort of deserves it being a great Forest character in his own right! (not to forget these wonderful vouchers…. for the ST)
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 26, 2014

26/08/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Although I’ve taken my two MOW weeks as holidays, the Südwaldische is contacting me now and again. Of course they are very different from the PIS – but obviously they try to worm their way into the Palace as well. They asked me whether I could interview you about the latest developments in the forest. Spontaneously I said NO but then I thought… it might enhance my career prospects, at least asking you. If you say “no”, there won’t be a problem for me – I hope. Nancy and Hubertine knew about this already, don’t ask me where and how they get their information! We are checking the offices in the Südwaldische quite regularly for hidden microphones, cables etc. I wonder whether the two of them started at the Secret Service before they approached journalism waaaaaaaaaaah.
Looking forward to another day at your desk. Träuschäääää promised me some potato chips IF it won’t be too late today (because of her quite superfluous telephone thingee).
Yours
Rosie

Good Morning Rosie,
Well, the press is the press and they live from news so it’s not surprising that the Südwäldische is at it as well, although in a more discreet and civilised and less pushy manner than the PIS. But of course they both have to serve their own specific clientele who are interested in slightly different things.
Of course I would be delighted to give you an interview and answer any questions you like about what’s going on in the Forest. Because I know you will be asking reasonable things and not how many young mushrooms I have twerking in the Palace living room in the evening …
Maybe we could get our IT expert Unterland to sweep the Palace for spy technology… I don’t know how they do it, but the PIS always seem to have the latest micro surveillance devices planted all over the place. Maybe the K-Bears are fitted with them as they sit in the trees beside the Royal Office window…
Yours,
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 25, 2014

25/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
Well, it’s glass fibre cables including Webcams now for the next two weeks waaaaaah. The Piss can’t be “abgeschüttelt”, I’ve never seen any mushrooms being so persistent, and that means something, doesn’t it? waaaaaaaaaaah
Firstly Hubertine complained about the two week rule. Why shouldn’t they get three? THEY?? I ask you, it’s me after all, and I’m not working for them but for the Südwaldische!! Then they were trying to egg me on to write a  doctoral thesis, become professor and what all for more and more weeks.
I just told them, no, not to f*** off, waaaah, but “Dream a little dream with me”. They looked surprised and are now studying the records to find out what this could mean waaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Rosie

Good Morning Rosie,
How lovely to have you here after all this time! A member of the “fourth estate” at my desk! Well, we’ll all be more than adequately supplied with the news, won’t we! And we also will BE part of the news too!
I’m so glad you’re getting on well with the Südwaldische although, as you say, the PISS seem to be under the impression you’re “really” working for them! Well, as you say one can only admire their persistence!
Well, with your song title you’ve really given them something to think about. But I suppose with all their NSA styla surveillance technology, I’ll have to look out what I say for the next two weeks!
Yours,
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 22, 2014

22/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
What a lovely morning, I like the “laue Lüftchen”. According to OneBBO’s sarcastic comments one can realize the softer temperatures from the fact that her monitor is switching off at 5-minute intervals again waaaaaaaaaaah.
We are all admiring the lovely new porcelain container on the shoe cupboard with the pretty butterfly on top. Suits us much better than gloomy dark-brown völkische Keramik!
Tex has been using a dictating software for ages, he said. They are very modern and innovative waaaaaaaaaaah in his sustainable waaaaaaaaaaaaaah company. He started an initiative that the next company meeting will take place in the Sustainable Teewurst. Oddly enough their famous reputation hasn’t reached the insurance company or Wyoming yet.
Looking forward to the end of my 2-week cycle!
Yours
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
That’s interesting about the monitor switching off at 5 minute intervals; maybe it can only tolerate the sight of her for short periods when the weather is nice! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I quite agree about the lovely new container on the shoe cupboard; it makes a light-hearted, happy and fun impression instead of the gloomy völkische one of the previous one with its unpleasant associations, never to be seen again. It was a good decision and to my memory the only thing we have ever bought at kik . Maybe that store will be on our regular round now when we go on that route. Always interesting to see what there is, and the service was really pleasant and helpful I must say!
Freddy is over the moon of course about the development in the Tex department (he is secretly hoping that he and Spotty might get invited to Wyoming one day…)
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 21, 2014

21/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEEE!
Träuschäää just ordered huge amounts of tetties. Very good, we love tetties!!
We wonder how she was able to ruin the WLAN connection to your laptop. One can’t even trust her to use technical devices these days. So I think it might be a good idea if I take her tablet before she harms herself with it, what do you think?
Again it was nice and warm when we had to clean the kitchen. The Team FC always leaves directly after breakfast. They claim they have to work. Ha! They used to help but then the Queen of the Kitchen waaaaah told them rather to follow up their business. And my business?
She invited Tex for tomorrow’s breakfast. I’m not sure whether I should be pleased or afraid that he will never speak with me again if he realizes what’s all part of the bargain waaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yours

Good Morning Laetitia,
Tetties are good. At least one feels half as if one has had a proper meal for a change. They are also nice as chips. Maybe she will make them again as well.
Sooner or later I knew she’d ruin it. As long as it still works in the cafés of Vienna that’ll be okay for me. That might be a good idea to place her under supervision for a bit. Otherwise we’ll be back to paper and pencil one day.
Maybe you should make some references about your important business and she’ll let you go as well.
I’m sure Tex is “hart im Nehmen” and will soon work out what’s to be done. Maybe it’s the beginning of your emancipation from the Wicked Witch of the West WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 20, 2014

20/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEEEEEEEEE!
We are all completely enthusiastic about the new wireless keyboard and mouse set. Tex said he’s been using them already for ages. I like that – a PC interested bear. Quite rare. They usually just take it as a necessity not as a pleasure.
We were discussing the basics of a fling last night. Pretty difficult. You know…. if you like your fling partner a bit, it’s difficult to admit he’s got all freedom and vice versa. Tex is a bit … let’s say: possessive? But he’s got to learn that I’m a FREE mushroom. Well. We’ll see about that …
Yours, a bit confused with all the nice things Tex said about me
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
Well that seems to be the modern thing doesn’t it. If Tex likes it, it must be good. Of course some old stick-in-the mud bears like to stay with what they know and like. We should just leave these old fuddy-duddies by the roadside with their old equipment.
That’s the thing about flings. The fact that you are discussing the nature of a fling in the present instance implies to me that it is already more than just a fling. Well, we shall see …
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 19, 2014

19/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
Well, that’s a nice desk, isn’t it? Such a pity that it soon will be covered in food crumbs, red dots on the white surface, hairs, well all sorts of rubbish. The WG “hat große Augen gemacht”. Just the size of desks we need, they said. At the moment they have just Tapeziertische. Yes, I think several of these little desks would be an improvement. And you get them in different colours as well. Odd curry for example.
Lovely evening it was and the Team FC’s cake in the shape of a desk was a real treat! So delicious – and healthy. Not like the rubbery things one health freak is producing all the time waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yours
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
Yes it is a splendid specimen, and very well assembled as well! Even OneBBO will probably keep hers in a perfect state for once. Obviously they are a big hit among the mush community, I think you all deserve something better than Tapeziertische. And all tax deductible, too…. Maybe Aldus has some connection with the manufacturer … and Spotty is insisting on one just like Träuschäää… but NOT in curry colour WAAAAAAAAAAH!
TEAM FC’s effort was fantastic yesterday..  I don’t know how they manage to design and execute all these things within one day. They should get some official award, I think…
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 18, 2014

18/08/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Next Monday, after my 2nd MOW week waaaaaaaaaaaah, Tex and I are going to Algiers. The management of the institute is  really taken in by his proposals. He even is willing to talk about a special clause for “damage by mad mushrooms”. Although one has never heard of anything like that. But just in case…
Otherwise not much to tell you. The mood is not very glorious in this castlelike floor.
Let’s have a good time and play a bit Mensch ärgere dich nicht. Just the right thing today I think.
Yours
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
Well that’s really something to look forward to! How exotic. Nice to get a bit of sunshine and exotic settings (for here I see it’s just “leichte Schauer” at most for a couple of weeks), although courtesy of the Institut Francais you’ll probably be staying an a 5 star hotel with all the trimmings! Mad mushrooms can do anything they want at that level of accommodation. As far as I know, Tex hasn’t been to one of these North African countries yet so it will be something really new and exciting for him.
As the final day approaches (when certain amounts enter certain accounts and certain keys change hands) I’m sure the mood will improve and “Altlasten” will go careening off into space, never to return again and the nice things of the future will take precedence WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 15, 2014

15/08/2014

Good Morning BEEEE,
well, now you’ve seen Tex. What do you think? He is quite charming and intelligent, isn’t he? Not like other insurance people we might know waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
The end of my first week. I wonder whether it was right to agree to the two-week-rule now waaaaaaaaaah
The focaccia is ready in the fridge, so is your Friday brekki. We thought it’s not to bad. waaah
Au revoir waaaaaaaaaaah
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
I must admit I’m still looking for the “Pferdefuß”. He seems almost too good to be true.
I was rather expecting a rather “showing off” type of person but I must say he seems really nice and doesn’t try to hog the limelight all the time, and gives other people a lot of time and listens to them genuinely and with interest. Probably it’s the name “Tex” leads one to expect a bit of a Großkotz!
Yes, a week is quickly gone, I admit, but I still think it’s the right decision
The Friday brekkie was – as expected – simply heavenly! And I’m sure the foccacia will be too!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

August 14, 2014

14/08/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
I was looking forward to my three weeks… but my sisters said yesterday that all the upheavals are under our control now and that 2 weeks would be the right interval until the keys are handed over. Being a fair mush, I would agree. What’s your opinion?
Yesterday I went out for a little drink (alcohol-free of course!) with Tex. He’s very interesting, not one of these typical slimy insurance types. I was glad to hear, well he didn’t really say it, that would have been a bit crude, that he’s not looking for one of these everlasting relationships. He invited me to the States where obviously some relatives of his have a ranch and since he’s never been in Algiers, I invited him there. I really know the country and the people there quite well by now. It’s lovely and warm. He appreciates career mushs, he said. How nice. So it’s all relaxed and no “should we move into the WG next week” atmosphere.
I phoned the Institute in Algiers yesterday. They said they would be very glad if they could have my organizational talents back one week earlier. So…. ?
Yours
Laetitia

Good Morning Laetitia,
I’ think I have to agree with your sisters, actually. After yesterday’s definitive session at the Notary and the signing of that wonderful document, the worst is over now and there are only a few minor formalities to settle. And since you see it that way, I think it would be in everyone’s interest to revert to two weeks!
That sounds an interesting “no strings” arrangement with Tex and It sounds like you’ll have an interesting time together. And who knows what might develop? But at least there’s no pressure involved. I can just see you riding around the ranch in Wyoming or wherever it is, and of course I’m sure he’s keen to show you New York and LA etc….. And what fun for you to show him round Algeria! How exciting it is to have such “high fliers” in the Royal Household. We all feel a bit provincial now but we’re quite happy with that!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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