Weinrote Kapuze für ….

Good Morning BEE!
it’s nice to be here again in my burgundy red hood! My study project project „Event Park for Ducks to Learn Forest History“ is getting on very well and I’m quite confident that I’ll finish it as planned in November 2010. By that time I might have been MOW one more time waaaaaaaaah.
We were all observing Lulabelle’s experiment of splitting herself differently on different days with great interest because that was completely new. We were very impressed with the results!
My song is „Love is here to stay“ and I am trällering it all morning….
Yours
Gretchen

Gretchen! Hello there!
Again, it seems like an eternity since you were here for your MOW week! And what a magnificent hood, I always enjoy the sight of burgundy red!
This Event Park project of yours, you must tell me all about it during this week, I’m very interested in how it’s coming along. After all, it is unique in Forest history.
I hope you will not be splitting yourself into percentages while sitting here with me. Otherwise I might pat you on the back and my hand might go right through you as if you were a ghost. That would be a bit weird.
Your song is another one I love to hear, I’m looking forward to home time when OneBBO will bé playing it….
At the weekend I rediscovered „Wide Eyed and Legless“ by Andy Fairweather Low on Furry Tube, it took me right back to my student days. I wonder whether OneBBO could ever get a copy of the music to play it. Then all we have to do is find someone whose tune it would be….
But first, our lovely first cup of tea..
Yours

Friday

Good Morning BEE!
Wow, what a 50:50 evening. Theomix’ evening was a 100% success, and so was – no surprise – my 50% part with you. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the clips as soon as OneBBO manages to put them in the blog.
I’m a bit tired because splitting oneself is one thing but getting to bed late another. So looking forward to a day resting at your desk!
Yours
Lulabelle

Good Morning Lulli,
I’m so glad the evening was a success. At least 50 % of you was able to witness the birth of a new show talent who will soon be filling the Westfalenhalle regularly. At least the rigours of traffic jams at the Leverkusener Kreuz and nasty weather were well worth it in the end.
You’re quite right about having a rest today at my desk. Maybe we can both split ourselves today and 50 % each sit here working while the other 50 % go downstairs and play Forestopoly with F%F in their room.
How about that?
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee

 

Exciting Thursday

Good Morning BEEE!
Another day with split personality for me. Theomix has published an invitation to some kind of performance with music and literature where he is performing. So OneBBO decided to go there and film the event. How exciting! That’s why I think I’ll split myself 50:50 tonight. After all, we’ve got the whole weekend ahead of us. OneBBO will be going „on tour“ on Saturday, but that’s boring, presumably all talks about Vollwert etc., so I’ll split myself 10:90 on Saturday.
Now it’s time to go and pick up some money. I hope OneBBO won’t lose it all on the way back home.
Yours
Lulabelle

Good Morning Lulabelle,
That’s fine with the „split personality“ ratios for this afternoon and Saturday. It’s a pretty good thing to be able to do, and not all Forest creatures can do it. I suppose it’s one of those „mens agitat molem“ type abilities handed down through the mists of time to the spiritual elite, a bit like the Rosicrucians or Templars.
Anyway, I am assuming that I will get the 90 % on Saturday, after all as you say, „all this Vollwert-Geplappere“ is no substitute for a Weekend up at the Palace. We may even manage to go and get some more tea at WALDI while OneBBO is „die Reifen singen lassen“ on the Forest motorways.
Well, my goodness it’s Thursday already WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! so let’s get going brrrrm brrrm ….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee

Confused Wednesday

Good Morning BEEEEE!
There’s a lot of confusion going on here. Jobs sent off with wrong numbers. We are really worried about OneBBO. Do you really think it’s right that she’s got the responsibility for all of us? Shouldn’t we rather go to the administration and ask them to put me e.g. as her guardian to take care of what she says and does?
waaaaaaaaaaaah
Just a joke. I want to be friendly because it soothes the nerves. Soon it’s market time, yippphee
L.

Good Morning L,
Well that’s a relief to hear you were just joking all along. I though this was the run-up to an Entmündigungsverfahren! Outsiders always take some time to get used to the sense of humour that sometimes prevails here in the Royal Household.
Obviously Market Time was a great success. When I came in this morning, on the „Bananenschrift-Tisch“ I saw a huge, yellow light bulb of the (now) old-fashioned type, or so I believed. I thought I was having a „funny turn“ from overwork. But it turns out to be a Butterkürbis of truly majestic proportions. I think we can all look forward to some delicious soup soon…
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeee

Großer Reifenwechseltag im Walde

Good Morning Bee,
I feel very special being the Reifenwechsel-Pilllz !! Which means that I’m driving with the Kaa to Reifen Baack and have the tyres changed as well.
OneBBO’s mood is the usual. No point to give an elaborate statement on this waaaah. My mood is phantastic.
I admit, I haven’t got much to say. But prattling on is not a good thing to do anyhow as we know only too well waaaaah
Yours
Lulabellilein

Good Morning Lulli,
Here we all are again, then, with our winter tires, and two of us with a free Winterdienst because Herr Baack thought it was me who was getting it instead of OneBBO, and when we told him it was too late to stop it so I got it for free and he then had to give it to OneBBO free because he noted down the order wrong so we both ended up getting a free Winterdienst! Plus I forgot I needed two new winter tires because the old ones only had 1 mm tread left on them so that took more time too. Plus the fact that I was standing at the roadside waiting for OneBBO and the Kaa to arrive whereas they were already inside there waiting for me. Whew! What a start to the day!
We’re happy to be back in this peaceful place with a nice cup of tea waiting! And, of course, now it can snow as much as it likes….because … if you hadn’t got it by now … we’ve got our WINTER TIRES!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeee

Ivory-coloured hood with black stripes

Good Morning BEEEE!
Last time that I was here was in March this year. So you might have forgotten who I am waaaaaaaaaaah.
My studies of mechanical engineering are continuing quite well. Of course I am highly excited by OneBBO’s Knetmaschine. What a fine work of may I say „art“? Solid and elegant at the same time …. creating great pastries and doughs. Since I’m gradually getting to the end of my studies, what do you think about me taking Knetmaschinen as subject for my Bachelor thesis? If you think this could be interesting for the Forest Community I would suggest it to the professors.
Unfortunately it is raining heavily, but we have to deliver bread and cake to Susanne. She’s far too nice to be on good terms with OneBBO but wonders never cease waaaaaaaaah
Yours
Lulabelle
in my ivory-coloured hood with black stripes

Good Morning Lulli-Schnulli,
My goodness, that really is EIGHT MONTHS AGO! But how could I forget you! In a way, it just seems like five minutes ago I was writing Hallo Lulli in this morning mail.
I know you are doing very well in your studies of this „hard“ subject, which is a huge field and requires a lot of hard work. It is also a very useful thing to do, as everyone in the Forest benefits from it. I share your admiration of OneBBO’s new kitchen machine; it is not only functional, it is also pleasing to contemplate as it stands there, gleaming and ready for action.
I think that’s a first class idea to do your bachelor thesis about the machine; all the dynamics of blending and the shear forces and functional parameters, lots of complicated formulae to impress people (I’m sure Lily would be pleased to help you there, if necessary). I bet the professors’ eyes will light up at this idea as well. Maybe Hepti will invite you along to her soirée on Wednesday (Hindenburgstr. 72) and you can mention it to the Profs. then?
And I just heard from OneBBO that it stopped raining just as you were about to set out on your bread-bringing mission … the Forest God is being nice to us again today…
So, off we go into this week which brings us a bit closer to our fabulous 5-week Christmas break!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Friday with sunlight in the morning

Good Morning BEEE!
What a lovely morning! Although the Bananenschrift is not conclusive yet (even OneBBO knows that she has to obey certain rules and that it is NOT allowed to put the final bananenletter on the table before at the earliest 2 p.m.), I have great hopes for a lovely weekend (without FC thank Forest God).
Tomorrow I have to split my personality. You know – OneBBO is going to visit friends and the MOW has to keep an eye on her, at least I have to report all the embarrassments she has committed. But of course the main part of my personality will stay with you and ENJOY the many hours of lovely things to do.
Yours
- and thank you once again for supporting my second week -
Sophie

Good Morning Sophie,
Yes I noticed that the Bananenschrift was not conclusive this morning, but as you say it looks good on the work progress front and certain traditions have to be observed, ESPECIALLY that NOT EVEN THE KOF is allowed to MOVE THE SECOND BANANA from the chair to the table at the end of Friday working when it is certain that the weekend will be free. I believe he is allowed by ancient statute to do it ONCE A YEAR BY MISTAKE, aned even then the ground trembles throughout the Forest and everyone feels a slight electric shock for a second, then everything continues on its normal course. Only OneBBO is allowed to make this final adjustment!
Looking forward to having 75 % of you tomorrow evening and 100 % for the rest of the weekend. Another Forest tradition that is sometimes difficult for outsiders (or „Uitländer“, as the Boers names the gold hungry English settlers at Witwatersrand) to comprehend.
I have really enjoyed this second week with you Sophie (and of course the lovely „Danny Boy“ every afternoon) and of course it’s not over yet. Anyway, you are MOLW next week so that’s all right. The way things always are in the Forest.
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Thursday again

Good Morning BEEE!
Well it’s a bit awful outside, but I’m afraid we have no choice under this horror regime! Lucky you….
Otherwise nothing exciting to report. The piano sounds nice, if LaKeyboardTorturessa could play waaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Sophie

Good Morning Sophie,
Yes, it is a bit gloomy and foggy for a walk, but in a way it is quite romantic, as if one is walking into „The Mystery of Edwin Drood“, Dickens’ final and only unfinished novel, or even one of the Edgar Wallace films with the heavy mist shrouding the banks of the Thames while mournful foghorns create a desolate, creepy atmosphere… then Gert Fröbe emerges from a gaslit doorway …
So madame was bashing the ivories again this morning…. just after the piano was tuned yesterday as well….
So, tea and a look at the day’s headlines, I would say…
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cauliflower and Christstollen

Good Morning BEEEEE!
I wonder when the Xmas Stollen will be prepared. It has to rest a few weeks… and knowing lazy old O., I suspect it won’t before the middle of November, or rather the end. But of course with the new machine she can make 4 stollen at once which will keep us quite a while waaaaaaaaaah
We’re going to the market soon. I’ll take care that no cauliflower will slip „by chance“ into her shopping cart. She always says to Mr. Schmidthaus „My colleague LOVES raw cawliflower“. What a liar she is!!
Yours
Sophie

Good Morning Sophie, ‘Woman of Wisdom’
As I’m sure you are aware of the meaning of your name in ancient Greek.
I was very pleased to hear about the upcoming Stollen, it makes things a lot more Christmasssy. I remember that the last one was extremely moreish. And with the new mixing technology now available in OneBBO’s kitchen, maybe this one will be even more homogeneous and perfect, although it’s difficult to imagine.
I shudder at the mention of raw cauliflower … cooked cauliflower with cheese sauce, on the other hand, is something that most bears enjoy. One lives in hope …
Well, Wednesday already and ther Magpies have ripped another Meisenknödel into the depths….. what a bunch of outlaws! I suppose one must look upon them as loveable rogues…
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

Amazon Rezensenten

Good Morning BEEE!
I read OneBBO’s comments in Furazone this morning. She’s a bit aggressive against this nice woman, Helga König, the No. 3, isn’t she? I mean – what’s so wrong about reading a book in 3 days? It only takes me 5 days to read a new Raymond Fellig novel, and they have usually more than 600 exciting pages. Well, but better attacking somebody else than us!
This was a lovely healthy evening last night. So it was worth getting these sweet grapes. Unfortunately the consequence was that I had to get up 5 times during the night waaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours, enjoying my well deserved 2nd week TREMENDOUSLY
Sophie

Good Morning Sophie,
These Furazon reviewer wars will go down in history, I’m sure. I think OneBBO is completely right to put these geltungssüchtige, narzissistisch-soziopathische Elemente in their place, i.e. the nearest dustbin. All these worthless reviews are obviously plagiarized from non-online-verifiable sources. I think they will finally be betrayed by their own self-aggrandisement and lack of intelligence and will be disciplined by Furazone. I’m sure there will be some exciting further developments, so stay tuned!
Yes, Sophie, one always begins to feeel better, freer and lighter and clearer in the head when starting to eat healthily again.And you’re right about the grapes, they are brill especially for this time of year!
I have just heard that OneBBO has been playing a new – so far ownerless – tune, namely „Fly Me To The Moon“, another of my all time favourites. It will also be interesting to see who gets it…Hepti, Liesel or … dare I say it … Melanie ….
Yours, dodging the finstere Blicke …
Eric