2012-01-27 Birthday D

Good Morning BEEEE!
There was talk about snow in the weather forecast. AWFUL. But when we got up there was hardly any white to see. Thank Forest God.
And now to the really important thing:
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY D ***
We tried to make an extra nice birthday breakfast for you, the Tiny Ones helped as well. Although we had to stop them in parts because they tend to be overcreative. „No, thank you, please no MUSTARD as decoration“ waaaaaaaaaaa.
Äh, Bea, vee nävr opptit four masthard! Meivs funtusi ran avei ei bitt ai sink.
urs
Snepdregen and
Mavis

Good Morning Snapdragon and Mavis,
Well thank you again for the nice birthday greetings on my Birthday D (I believe).  There were just a few rather unconvincing snowflakes schwirring around but the Furmobile was icy again so careful driving was the order of the day (no screeching around the corners of „verwinkelte Seitengäßchen“ as OneBBO once memorably called it WAAAAAAAAAA!).
That was a wonderful breakfast, both fit for a Birthday D and for a Friday (foccacia day!). Thank you for all your efforts.
Ent now, Snepdregen (bay ze wei, do yow layk Eric Cleptn?) I downt beeleef zet you wanntit tow putt musstrd on may brakefest, Meivs iss chusst beink ay bitt sily …
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee

Birthday C – Congrats!

Good Morning BEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY C!!!!!
With me is Verbena. She’s too tired to write herself, she said. They are not used to staying up late, it’s different in the country. You go to bed and get up more or less according to the sun not to the clock. I don’t know whether I’d like that waaaah
Yes, the meal yesterday was a real success and we are looking forward to next Wednesday which will be equally good because I’ll take care that another onion slips into the pan waaaah
So now it’s time to work, DP claims. Well, maybe Verbena and I try to make a cocoa ourselves.
Yours
Mavis

Good Morning Mavis and Verbena,
I can see why the Tinny Wans are feeling a little tired because they live to a completely different time schedule when they’re visiting here. I often wondered why they are always yawning at the breakfast table. Well so are we, come to think of it WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The addition of an onion to the tetties and Brussels sprouts was a stroke of genius. The entire meal was indeed … mouth-watering WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
That’s a good idea, my Dears, make a cocoa for me too, please and we can drink them while we have a look at the online newspapers (Daily Paw, Pilz im Spiegel, Bear to Bear etc….)
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2012-01-25 Birthday B

Goud Mornink Bea,
Häppie Börsdei Bea, Bea. Vee r sow häppie sat vee kän still stei a fjeu dais hear vizz u. Ant zä combentatoars ar furry nais azz väll. Olzow vee downd anderstant wai sei jews satch odt orzografee. Heavent sei learnt two right propally?
Jästerdei vee hat 36 wisitors. Ameizink!
In a fjew minäts vee r of two zö markitt. Vee lauv zö markitt! Ant Mistä Shmitthouze alveiz givs azz a fjiew applös four nazzink.
Aim pritti exhostit vrom rightink sow match. waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Urs, ant Meiwis hoo wozz sow jänäräs two lät mee right zis hear.
Batterkap

Goud Mornink Batterkap,
Hau lovli too hier from yow dyrektli ziss mawnink! It mast bi ze foerst taym u haff wrtn such ay lonk meyl too mi!
36 wisitors iss rili fanntastik! Noboty kan reysisst yoar chorm!
Wel I musst gett onn nau becows i wass layt wizz ze rowds beeink ful of ayss!
Cee you sown att mai dessk!
Yurs,
Beeeeee

Birthday A – 2012-01-24

Good Morning BEEE!

OneBBO is sicky. She’s got a lot to put up with at the moment, I almost feel sorry for her. Yes, considering that she applied to get a 2nd week because she won’t play my song this week, I really feely a tiny bit sorry for her. She’s soon retreating to the sofa…. and so we have to tiptoe a bit. Difficult with constantly giggling Tiny Ones to be quiet. They are so full of fun etc.!

Häppie börsdei Ey, Bee. Ziss izz ei reellie grate tradishen wizz oll ze börsdeis.

Känditaft

Good Morning Mavis and Candituft,
Yes, one has to feel a bit sorry for OneBBO at the moment, she looks like death warmed up this morning. I wonder what upset her stomach? Probably seeing Heidi Klum in the news I reckon. We are all walking on tiptoes and being extra nice and considerate today. At least her hurt thumb – with the typical wound characteristics dolor, calor, turgor, rubor and function laesa – has improved to the point where she doesn’t need a plaster on it any more.
Wasn’t that a fantastic Geburtstagsessen yesterday made specially by OneBBO. I reckon that would be nice to repeat next year, so please enter it in your electronic organisers!
Senk yoo Känditaft, it iss ay grayt zink tow heff faif börstais, gätting speshul treetmannt awl ze taym!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*** KOF BIRTHDAY 2012 ***

Good Morning Bee,

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!!!

I’m afraid there’s a bit of wrong information about me: I’m not a sea captain. I’ve been studying agriculture, I’ve got a BA and an MA and now I’m working on my doctoral thesis with the title „How do ultramodern machines and traditional organic culture go together?“

With me is Snowdrop, she’s waving  frantically as we all are in honour of your birthday! Unfortunately some DP makes herself important here and claims she has to work now. As if anything could be more important than our birthday mail to you!

Since she’s not practicing my song „I could write a book“ we can expect the worst waaaaaaaaaaaaah

Yours
Mavis & Snowdrop

Good Morning Mavis and Snowdrop,
Well thank you very much for your BIRTHDAY WISHES My Little Lieblings!
Wenn die Leute mich fragen „Wie alt bist du eigentlich geworden?“, da sag ich nur „Ich bin erst 18 aber ich habe sehr intensiv gelebt“ und die meisten nehmen mir das ab WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You are hereby all invited to slices of the MAGNIFICENT CAKE made specially for my birthday by DP (whom we shall refer to on my birthday as LP [Light Presence] because we don’t want anything to overshadow this nice occasion!). I hope the cake will be shown on the Blog soon …
Sorry about getting your occupation wrong Mavis, it must have been the gale force winds temporarily addling our poor brains. The Sea Captain is of course Millie (sorry to you too!). What with you and Mialieh, we are gradually getting surrounded by high powered academics (although working in rather different fields of academic endeavour).
As regards the „Song of the Day“ … we may be in for a surprise…
Yours
Birthday Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

2012-01-21

Good Morning BEEE!

Only a short mail, we are all very tired and the DP wants to rest onthe sofa. The Tinny Ones aren’t with us yet, Hepti invited them for an early breakfast and then for a trip with Aldus to Cologne, some shopping adventure and in the afternoon – some Karnevalssitzung. I wonder how they will like this. Heptus and Aldus are all for Carneval at the moment. Weird

Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi and no Tinny Wan,
 
What a nice thing for Hepti and Aldus to invite the Tinny Wans to Cologne… I’m sure the weather will clear up for them by the time it comes to their shopping spree. They are lucky like that. They seem to bring the good weather with them wherever they go.
 
I was almost worried thet the DP had been kidnapped when I came in this morning…, everything was in darkness and the shutters were still closed… but finally I discovered her on the irresistable green sofa … whoever lies down there will always drift off into the arms of Morpheus .. it is a magic sofa!
 
Hepti, Aldus and Karneval… yes, that is a bit weird, Forest people usually don’t go in for that, although maybe it’s my fault because in the last couple of years I have been watching Karnevalssitzungen from Kölle on the TV and some of them I have been actually laughing at! Maybe I should have a Gehirn MRT because I must be suffering from Gehirnerweichung WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Friday 2012-01-20 (Birthday minus 3 waaaah)

Good Morning BEEE!
We took care that you are getting a proper special Friday breakfast despite certain Gejammere about certain thumbs. My God… it’s not so difficult putting a fat dollap of cream into the mixture is it, particularly when one is unfortunately hit by sleepy mushroom called Susi waaaaaah.
The night was pretty stormy and the Tiny Ones told us some Country Tales about heavy storms in the past. Amazing things…. they have a lot of these Tales in the country. One could publish them in a book – if one had buyers waaaaaaaaaaah
Yours Susi & Bluebell

Dear Susi & Bluebell,
What a stormy night that was. Maybe that’s why I woke early and hit the wrong button on my Radiowecker and was 10 minutes late getting to the Royal Office as a result. I’m sure „The Daily Paw“ and the PIS („Pilz Im Spiegel“) will be publishing detailed stories about that today. That’s the price of being a Forest Promi.
The breakfast was fantastic and fully suitable for a Friday!
I bet you have spectacular storms in the Country, Bluebell. So you probably hardly noticed ours here. Anyway you look pretty fresh this morning and obviously slept well. If the Country storms do get published in a book, we know where we don’t want to have them published, don’t we WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thursday 2012-01-19

Good Morning BEE,

I’m depressed. The number of visitors has returned to its usual low figure. And I’m sure it’s my fault. If I’d been a more fascinating personality, we’d have 80 visitors per day now. But I’m just a boring Wirtschaftsingenieur working in a boring law firm. I’m not like Mauve designing exciting things or Lavinia with her gorgeous X-mas plays. I’m plain. Even my name is boring and …

At least Hyacinth shares my view. She thinks that without their odd orthography the visitors would be getting more and more on this blog.

But: One OneBBO book was sold waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

We think that it’s time for a nice little cocoa now. And the Dark Presence is willing to prepare one – after all: a cocoa is dark was well waaaaaaaaah

Yours
Susi and Hyacinth

Good Morning Susi and Hyacinth,

Your mood certainly suits the weather. Everything has ups and downs, it’s only natural that the blog visitors will be lower some times. Don’t worry about it. Have some cocoa and make new plans. Think positively and forwards, accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, as the old song goes!

I don’t want to hear al this wallowing in depression and self-recrimination, it’s all just self-indulgence and you don’t really believe it anyway; you are all unique and fascinating personalities… would the KOF have any other type of mush in his household? I think not!

The dark presence’s terrible injury is getting gradually better… so we won’t be hearing so much about it today…

 Yours

 Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2012-01-18 Wednesday

Good Morning BEE,
with me is Lobelia. She is a very good natured creature and full of fun. Just like me waaaaaaah. No but seriously: We are getting on very very well.
The number of vistors is not as high as yesterday… 27. More than the usual, but receding. Schnief. Obviously it’s me, my personality is not fascinating enough to attract lot of visitors. I feel very depressed.
Just joking…. my self-esteem is tremendous waaaah
I’m sure you got the best bananas ever.
Now it’s time to gradually wake up… yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi and Lobelia,
I just wanted to learn more about the flower lobelia but WIKIPEDIA is blacked out for 24 hours in protest against the controllers’ attempt to censor and suppress the free exchange of information on the internet. It is good that they are drawing attention to this. I’m glad to hear you are getting on well together, it’s important to have a pleasant atmosphere here.
The number of blog visitors is bound to vary a bit, don’t be upset at that. they will all be back, you’ll see.
I’m glad you are just joking about being depressed. You all have well developed and unique personalities and it is always a joy to see you every day.
Yours, trying to gradually wake up with the PINK sky showing through the branches of the trees…
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2012-01-17 Tuesday

Good Morning BEE,

yesterday there were 49 (in words: fourty-nine!!!!) visitors on our blog. My Forest God, that’s quite a responsibility now WHAT we are writing. Is it better to continue spreading the truth about the Dark Presence or to we have to be careful? I am for the truth. Although in my profession in law business… what’s counting is the result not the truth. I learned that from reading Lescroart! On the other hand, the truth always wins in his books. So I might as well continue the way we know the DP.

With me is Moonflower. As hardy as the Tiny Ones are when it comes to working or driving fast with Dan in the bus – they are just as soft when it comes to wounds and bloods etc. So after the DP cut off half her right thumb we tried to care for her – but it’s so difficult! So we just stood at her side, telling her nice things (lies, justified in this case I think), holding her right hand while Ducky was attending DP’s right thumb. She was the one who carefully removed the 154514 layers of dressing this morning as well. We others quietly left the bathroom, we didn’t want to hear Träuschäää screaming. Although Ducky said it’s utter nonsense, she didn’t scream and didn’t have any particular pain.

Now that’s the story of the day and I applied to the ATC that I could be a bit careful with Träuschäää the DP as long as she’s got this horrible bandage on. They said it’s okay, they won’t put a curse on me ….

Yours
Susi & Moonflower

Dear Susi and Moonflower,
What dramatic goings-on!  These domestic accidents tend to happen when people are a bit tired, as of course Träuschä is at the moment. At least it was her right thumb and she is left handed so she will not be impaired for typing (although that is not the prime consideration!). I remember I did something similar with a Käsehobel a couple of years ago, it certainly produced a lot of the red stuff but now it has healed without trace so we can expect the same for Träuschä.
As regards telling the absolute truth (as you see it) on your blog, I personally would recommend a little caution and try to temper the truth with mercy and understanding. As long as the result is positive and does good rather than harm, I think you’ll be on the right track!
Well, having put the bins out this morning, I am now ready for a good rest….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee