October 31, 2014

31/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
We had a bit of a restless night. No, it wasn’t Träusch “geistern durch die Hallen”. It was Ducky. She was completely upset because she hasn’t got her pension yet. You both have – but she hasn’t. I mean, she doesn’t get a lot anyhow being so young. At 4 o’clock finally… she saw 10 Furrows announced on her account. She dropped like dead to the ground and fell asleep. We carried her to her basket. Of course she left the house as usual – on time.
William is very interested in the pension scheme. There’s nothing like this in the polar region. Now he is considering doing a Fernlehrkurs in insurances while he’s staying here so that he can sell insurance schemes to the polar folks.
Yours … looking forward to my second and for this cycle last … weekend
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
It was very restless last night in several respects …poor little Ducky feeling all left out… but finally she sees she’s getting regular payments and she can of course build in that in the years ahead. That’s typical of her going to work on time although she’s exhausted.
William has obviously also caught the excitement and enthusiasm for having a pension and we can encourage him to find out all about what’s on offer for Polar bears while he’s here. That will also be very valuable when he can inform the Polar Folks about the subject …. he can of course also earn y commission for being an insurance rep! I can just see him walking along with his brief case and tablet eager to make life more financially secure for people! I’m still getting used to seeing him in his new place here, he certainly fills the place with extra life!
We’re all very happy that OneBBO’s cold seems not to have developed into something nasty! So we won’t have to listen to her moaning and grumbling all day WAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 30, 2014

30/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
So we two missed William arriving. But I sometimes think he likes to be a surprise for the KOF waaaah. He is a bit tired today, the train took longer than expected and the country is partially quite rough, so he didn’t sleep too well. He checked the red leather sofa and said he considers it a good alternative. And the mattresses in Träuschä’s living room are a good substitute when you need the red sofa.
Ducky went with him through the whole house and he thinks in a way it’s much nicer than the Castle in Remscheid. “I don’t miss that place at all!” he said.
It would be nice if he could join us in the evening for watching the box, wouldn’t it? In Remscheid he never had the chance to watch soap operas or ANYTHING but now life will be even nicer for him. He says he loves the view out of the window and the warmish place.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Well that certainly was a surprise! But you’re right when I think about it, he seems to like popping up unexpectedly when people are out  on an errand, like the winter tyres this time. It’s nice to see him standing there in his window place, it creates a very nice atmosphere. He has a good view of what’s going on AND it’s nice and warm too.
It’s interesting that he like the place and even seems to prefer it to the old place. It certainly has all the home comforts like sofas and of course the box; we can look forward to him watching all our favourite soap operas with us and discussing what he thinks is going to happen tonight with Ansgar and Alexa, for example! Great!
Although he’s a bit tired from the journey, he’s so happy here he insisted on standing in his new place until later, “to get the feel of things” he said.
I’m glad we remembered to take him down a nice hot cup of our new fruit teas… it’ll be interesting to see what his favourites are!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 29, 2014

29/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE!
We had a brain-enhancing drink. Called cocoa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
I’m looking forward to my second Wednesday!
Otherwise… I haven’t got anything to tell you. Unless you want to hear about all the young bears interested in my company. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Brain-enhancing and dementia-preventing… that’s a good advertising angle, maybe you could patent the idea quickly and sell it to the cocoa manufacturers!
If you started telling me about all the bears interested in your company, I’m sure I’d be siting here all day, I’d never get the breakfast table cleaned up and I’d get into terrible trouble… and we don’t want that, now do we!
Yours
Beeeeeeeee

October 28, 2014

28/10/2014

Good Morning BEE!!
This is a weird Tuesday because we don’t get any veggie deliveries. Just as well… we just can eat and not eat more. This is almost a philosophical sentence, don’t you think so?
I’m enjoying my second week to the full. And I’m very glad you recognize my way of friendliness. I’m not supported from all corners in this, you know!
So you see… we’ll getting proper oven tetties tonight!
Yours
Susi (still not Wong, although I might work as an Aushilfe in the Chinesische Teh-Wuust)

Good Morning Susi,
Yes it will be unusual not to be inundated by truckloads of vegetables today for a change … there’s just so much one can take.  Your saying reminds me of The deep wisdom of Lao-Tzu. Almost on a par with:
“Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”
Little did we know all these years that we have a great mind in our midst. Wise enough to stop after two weeks .. and to get oven tetties by being nice to the cook…
Maybe you are the reincarnation of Suzie Wong after all WAAAAAAAAAH!
Yours
Beeeeee

October 27, 2014

27/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEEE!
What a lovely workfree weekend – and another one for me to come! It’s very nice to start the second week without really having done anything for it waaaaa.
We had a lovely breakfast, I’m sure you’ll agree after you had yours. And a cocoa… and a biscuit… lovely times at the moment. I think I’m doing my job quite well although Babsie gives me dirty looks (and others join her) when I say Thank You Träuschäää, when we get the cocoa or the outstandingly beautiful breakfasts. One has to be fair, and in the kitchen she can be quite okay. Well, otherwise I don’t praise her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Yes indeed it would be nice to have another free weekend soon, but it’s always difficult to predict, there’s always a few Verrückte lurking in the bushes ready to unload something on us…but let’s hope for the best!
Of course, the breakfast was the usual triumph… it’s becoming very difficult to distinguish the ordinary weekday ones from the Friday Specials, I’m glad to say. Little triumphs, they are. So you are right to praise Träuschää from time to time. It is both justified and quite wise in tactical terms, often being nice gets better results rather than continuously abusing them … no-one really likes that even if it’s just a “joke”. But that’s enough lecturing for today
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 24, 2014

24/10/2014

Good Morning BEEEE,
I think I’m doing my job here pretty well. So I’m convinced that getting the agreed two weeks is not only an act of mercy but I deserved it. I’d deserve 9 weeks just as Babsie, if not more, but I won’t apply for them. I in contrast to others whom I will not mention (again) here don’t want to put you under emotional stress.
Not yet waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
I can wholeheartedly confirm that you’re doing a fantastic job as MOW.  One particularly endearing feature is that you have accepted from the outset, and have repeated several times so far, that you accept that there can only be two weeks for you before we return to the normal system of one week for everyone before all these abuses creep in with the risk that the next MOW will be so old when they get their next time that they’ll have to do their next “tour of duty” on a wheeled walker. The only advantage these days being that they don’t have to walk to the Post Office in all weathers to pick up their pension WAAAAAAH!
I’m just wondering about “Not yet waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” ….
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeee (happy at the prospect at not being put under emotional stress….)

October 23, 2014

23/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Thank you very much for saying all these kind things about me in your evening mail. I know it’s not meant for me and I wouldn’t have been snooping around but Ducky read it to me. She’s such a loyal honorary mush waaaaaah. She’s very excited about the prospects of going to a spa after Xmas.
Even more excited is William. He’s sending us messages with Fur-app all the time and wants to know EVERYTHING about the new home. We told him it may be possible, if you agree, that’s he’s using your red sofa during working hours. Because there is no green sofa for him. He appreciates it that his place to keep guard will be a bit warmer. “I’m getting spoiled when it comes to temperatures waaaaaaaaaaaaah”, yes, that’s what he wrote!
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Well, it is just the truth Susi and all your kind efforts are very much appreciated. You’re right about Ducky, she is also a great influence for good in the Forest and is understandably very popular. I’m sure she’ll have a fantastic time at the spa and I’m thinking of secretly assembling a little spa case of goodies like exotic bath essences, feather shampoos and cosmetics she can use when she’s sinning on the couch on the Dr. Birgelbearson balcony reading her magazines and flirting with the occasional business gander! I’m sure you will all be pleased to advise me about the contents. Or maybe we could all pitch in together!
That is most exciting about William, it has all come up so quickly again. I’m sure he will like his place here at the top of the stairs and especially using the red leather couch when he feels like a bit of a rest. After all those years standing in the Vorbau of the previous place, I think it’s about time he enjoyed a bit of warmth… and he’ll have a fine view of all that’s going on from the window!
Yours,
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 22, 2014

22/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Do you know the latest thing in the Forest? Bears take little umbrellas on their walk and drop them into mailboxes. The owners of the mailboxes must find out by some detective work whose umbrella it is. If they are right, they get a little prize sponsored by the Chinese Tee-Wuhst, if they are wrong they get nothing.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Woll that is an entertaining new thing in the Forest. I wonder how that got going ? It’s a good way for people to get to know each other, isn’t it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is used for the basis of some highly popular TV quiz show ….
And the involvement of the Chinese Tee-Wuhst is very good news for them of course… and the  celebrity couple will be greeted by the dramatic flames when they cross the little bridge into the restaurant!  Yes, what a wonderful place the Forest is!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeee

October 21, 2014

21/10/2014

Good Morning Beee,
Nothing against Babsie…. we all like her very much. But I think her methods aren’t very subtle. You often can get things you like by friendliness, not by attack. You see…. you’ll getting oven tetties again today, i.e. two days in a row. When did that every happen in Babsie’s time??
I’ve been in the WG yesterday and you know what? They’ve just got themselves a Vitamix! And they ordered lots of teas. Can’t they develop a life of their own? Then, of course, a Vitamix is a desirable thing. The Mini-Bears-Wg is thinking about buying a device like this as well. Chantal is all in favour of it, she’s bargaining with the Vertreterbären about a Furryblend. A Vitamix is too expensive, she claims. I hope the Vertreterbären are selling her a proper high power mixer and not a Handmaschine waaaah.
Yours
Susi

Good Morning Susi,
Well, it certainly is remarkable getting oven tetties twice in a row without having to threaten someone with firearms! Not that I wish in anyway to diminish Babsie’s truly outstanding achievements, I’m sure you’ll agree. But  am pretty surprised at this and look forward to them again today. So your tactics are based on being nice to people. Seems to work!
You are very well informed about all these kitchen devices. And the teas which are also getting rapidly popular all over the Forest. I’m really looking forward to out Tee-Kalendar … I wonder what it looks like?
I’d keep a keen eye on this Furryblend and make sure it has the power its’ supposed to have before you buy one. Not that the Vertreterbären and crooks or anything, but the Vitamix is pretty much the standard isn’t it! On the other hand, no-one would dare market a device with “Furry” in its name that wasn’t much good, they wouldn’t dare!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

October 20, 2014

20/10/2014

Good Morning BEEE!
Finally – a new face and a new phase at your side! waaaaaahhh
I’m still working for Ankotzen and Patoombah. Although it’s said it’s better for one’s career to change one’s job every 4 to 5 years (I started with them in 2010) I can’t force myself to do that. It’s so interesting and the people, my colleagues, are so nice.
We don’t see much of the two bosses. Perhaps they’re golfing most of the time to find new rich customers waaaaaah.
I told Babsie, sorry to say that, to keep her gute Ratschläge to herself. I’m a grown up Pilz and I know very well how and when to defend you. How, for example, to start the week with oven tetties (or oven pommes if you prefer)?
Yours
Susi Dipl. Ecol.

Good Morning Susi,
Lovely to see you finally for your two weeks!
Glad to hear you are still working for A & P, maybe in the legal profession a bit of continuity is quite desirable rather than flitting from one job to the next. They have a very good reputation and seem to win almost all their cases and always seem to be in the news. All the better for you if the people are nice to work with. I can’t really imagine there’s many nasty people in the Forest companies.
I suppose Babsie was just so convinced of the correctness of her tactics that she just wanted to give you a couple of tips and isn’t  suggesting you’re not up to the job. Your first suggestion, for instance, sounds pretty good!
See you later!
Yours
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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